This is the week of the Southwest Washington Fair, so that's where I spent my Tuesday afternoon and evening. As is typical with the SWW Fair, there were many cows and llamas -- or alpacas, I cannot tell the two apart -- and pigs. Although it's fun to see those animals, I hate walking past them. The cows and pigs smell unbearably bad and the llamas stare at me in their creepy llama-esque way. The llamas are especially bad at night when their stalls are dark and you're walking alone down a long, empty aisle that strongly resembles an ally and you see sets of big, shiny llama eyes staring out at you from the darkness.
Apart from the animals, the fair consists of overly-expensive rides, a redneck demolition derby, vendors selling things that don't work, and food that shouldn't be eaten. I'll grant that the vendors and the food and rides can probably be found at any fair. The demolition derby, on the other hand, I think is unique to redneck fairs. I had never watched it before, (never really feeling the urge to), but this time I decided to watch a round to see what it was like. It was boring and probably wasn't worth the risk and gasoline put into it. Still, everyone else liked it.
Oh yes, and yesterday I found that kangaroo rats are adept swimmers. I witnessed one jumping into the water, diving down several inches, and swimming away completely submerged! It was very graceful and unusual looking.
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Your description of the fair reminded me of "Charlotte's Web". Sui generis? Great phrase! My daughter's a Latin teacher and a Classics major, so it's always nice to see Latin being used in everyday life. Bravo.
ReplyDeleteIt was a lot like Charlotte's Web. I should've checked for spiderwebs in the pig stalls. Thank you, that's very neat that you're daughter is a Latin teacher. There aren't too many of those around. Interestingly, my brother teaches Latin also.
ReplyDeleteThat's great that your brother teaches Latin, too. Emilie, my daughter, spent the Summer at Yale in back-to back intensive Greek classes. She's just finished her Master's in Classics at the University of Kansas, and she's hoping to get into a PhD program somewhere next Fall. She thrives on languages, especially the older ones. What a small world!
ReplyDeleteWow Pat..that was the greatest post so far...
ReplyDeleteI loved it..
Haha..NO dont check for spider webs in the corners...because we all know the spider is going to die..
I cry everytime i watch that movie...its just so sad..
Yet i have no problem stepping on spiders, everytime i see one..ta ha
Ahhhh the llamas eyes..creepy...
Its worse when its getting dark, and your walking home, through your own neighborhood and suddenly you feel someone watching you, and you look around and there is no one, and then you look again, and realize that there is someone lurking in the shadows..and then you ruun as fast as you can home...
Ta ha..gee and i wonder why my dad said i wasnt allowed on walks anymore...
Aw, thanks. I shall name every spider you see Charlotte, just remember that when you step on them.
ReplyDeleteI think that's the first time you've made me worry about your safety in such a way that I can't blame it entirely on you. I'm glad you can't wander alone anymore, though I am sorry you aren't allowed take those peaceful walks.
Oh gosh..thats just cruel...
ReplyDeleteWhat if its in my house...i guess then it could be whoever it wanted to be..i would kill it..(sniff) poor thing
Pat..your just protective...but i guess that not hard..being that Im an accident prone bleeding ballerina that doesnt have long to live anyway....
You will have to come over and walk with me one day..
Yes, poor little Charlotte. What did she ever do to you? Oh yes, she scared you by resting on the wall of your house.
ReplyDeleteIt is hard not to be protective with you being the way you are. I'm not that protective of Janet and she may be littler than you, (as amazing a phenomenon as that is).
I will. Especially if I move down there. Then we can have some very nice walks.
She is sweet in the movie..but in real life..just completely creepy..
ReplyDelete..oh great..an amazing phenomenon...
Ah well...there is nothing i can say to that..
:(
Hopefully without one of us being pushed into a rosebush...
The only one of us who is in any danger of being pushed into a rosebush is me... and I don't think I'm to blame for that.
ReplyDeleteNope your not...
ReplyDeleteBut there is nothing we can do about it either...
sigh
You're not the one who's supposed to sigh here.
ReplyDeleteTa Ha, that why i do it...
ReplyDeleteWhat am i supposed to say?
Mwahahaha?
You're supposed to say, "you're right Pat, I will be good."
ReplyDeleteSigh...
ReplyDeleteYour right Pat i will be good...
or not
mwahahaha
It would've worked much better if I hadn't scrolled to the bottom and then back up to your post. :¬)
ReplyDeleteBesides, I know you can't be good. Ever.
You..umm..were only supposed to read the top..hehe
ReplyDeleteYes..i can
I just havent put very much effort into it lately..tee hee
I can try..but ask me nicely first..
"Sigh," I know.
ReplyDeleteAlright, next time I talk to you, I will ask.
then you should have listened to yourself, instead of reading on...
ReplyDeleteOkay..tonight?
I know what you wanted me to do. That doesn't mean I should've done it... quite the contrary.
ReplyDeleteIf you act good.
Oh dear...are you always trying to do the oppisite of what i want?
ReplyDeleteIm very good
Not always, just usually.
ReplyDeleteNo you're not... and we didn't talk either... so perhaps today?
Sigh..how kind of you...
ReplyDeleteYes I am..sorta..
Okay today i shall be evry good..
Well, at least I don't always, right?
ReplyDeleteToday you shall be very gone, silly.
True...but then again..false..
ReplyDeleteI dont know...
I had four hours of sleep last night...lovely
But i shall be good...no i shall not...
Ill be me...
I'm answering this a little late, but poor you.
ReplyDeleteI know, "sigh."
Dont 'poor you' to me..
ReplyDeleteYou know you want me dead...
Hey,k you sound like thats a bad thing..
Then I'm certainly going to a lot of trouble to reasonlessly keep you alive.
ReplyDeleteIt's a bad thing that I suppose I'll have to live with... sorta like a handicap.
Hmm..thats right...
ReplyDeleteWell, you try to keep me alive, yet if you had known me better the day we went to the beach, you would have shoved me of the cliff...
You are most confusing...
Ouch...that hurts...
Actually..its not a handicap.
Its is more like a headache..
You have the bottle of asprin in your hand, yet you refuse to take any, cause you enjoy talking to me.
If you took the asprin, your headache would go away, but we wouldnt talk anymore.
Dont take the asprin pat, take my advice.
Well I certainly don't understand me.
ReplyDeleteI have a bottle of aspirin but I refuse to take any 'cause I enjoy talking to you? Wouldn't it fit more if you were a voice in my head or an hallucination?
Me neither...sigh
ReplyDeleteSweet..im a hallucination....
That'd be wonderful for you. You'd be able to get past any locks or barricades I put up and I could never hide from you.
ReplyDeleteIt all depends on how hard you would be trying...
ReplyDeleteHallucinations aren't known to be controllable. And I think a hallucination of you would be even worse than an ordinary one.
ReplyDeleteYep....but ive always wanted to be one, so lucky you, you will start hallucinating that im watching you, and go kill yourself..oh dear...
ReplyDeleteYour poor mother...
"Sigh," oh J.B.
ReplyDeleteim sorry, that was terribly rude..i didnt mean it..i take it back
ReplyDeleteHaha, is this the nice you? I wasn't really upset, don't worry.
ReplyDeleteWell, i looked back it and t seemed really mean im sorry...
ReplyDeleteI dont know who i am presently...so we will just have to keep guessing day by day..sorry
This probubly is the nice me, cause i looked back at that and was shocked that i had written it..sigh...
I'll get a hang of who i am, and what mood I'm in in eighty years when i catch up with the rest of my life...
Aww, okay. Well, at least it'll be interesting to see what happens.
ReplyDeleteOh, we've been through this before and I doubt you will.
mhmm...probubly..
ReplyDelete